best mom

me and my sisters and niece

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO THE BEST MOM IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. I LOVE YOU MOM.
you are all we could ever ask for in a mom,and i can't imagine how life would have been without you there for us.
Words alone cant be use to express my gratitude, i know you are proud of us as we are of u. and 1 day is coming when u shall reap the fruit of ur hard labour in my life and my siblings.
no 1 will take your place when that time comes IJN.

*cant find demola's photo buh he loves you too

NIGHTY NIGHT

i love moi.
and couple odas.

JUST FOR LAFF

Six Laughs: No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. **************************************

No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum." **************************************

No3:  A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"************************************

No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!"  Mother fainted!!!!************************************

No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay. ************************************

No6: An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"

COLD

Am practically shivering right now...this weather is jux too cold for me to handle all alone.
am in desperate need of warmth *coming from an opposite sex ofcos*
i dont want any lesby stuffs.

now is not the best time to be single
i gaz find me a boyfriend or sumfin'
buh dammit, dis skool is freaking annoying
i wont even get to cuddle wit my boyfrnd, can u imagine dat?!?!

and lesbianism is totally out of d question
av gotta get me a big male teddy, and amma name him, BIG DADDY
i hope dia is nnoffing like *sexually violating a teddy???
cos we gonna be in for sum pretty intimate stuffs
we gon make a grown ass man jealous

so am all alone in  ma room catching konji...
will jux m=-=b tilli cum* and sleep off.
 $$$kisses

4 Top Sex Positions Women Absolutely Love (EXPLICIT CONTENT) By The Times of India

1. The cowgirl: Let her take charge in this girl-on-top position. It lets her be on top of things while you enjoy the ride, making it a win-win position. Another advantage is that when the woman is in control, she can decide how she wants to reach orgasm.
Tip: For a sureshot clitoral orgasm, ask your woman to lean forward while arching her back and leaning on her hands. Instead of going up and down, she can move laterally so that you hit the right spots and stimulate her in the sensitive areas. Show her some love by sitting up straight and hugging her.
2. Countertop sitting: You’ve had a brilliant Valentine’s Day cookout and can’t wait to go to the bedroom get at each other. Make good use of the kitchen counter by lifting her up onto it. Ask her to take on the spread eagle position with you facing her. This position provides maximum G-Spot stimulation and arouses both partners. Since you are taking the lovemaking out of the bedroom, it’s also quite spontaneous. However, it’s a tricky one since guys tend to ejaculate prematurely.
3. Missionary position: Predictable though it is, the missionary (man on top) position is a classic hit with women since it’s pleasurable and also harbours closeness. It allows you to kiss, touch and gaze into each other’s eyes while your body gets the loving treatment.
Tip: The slant of your entry makes all the difference. Swivel your hips for a happy twist.
4. Sideways: Sideways positions — spooning and side by side —are good news for men who suffer from premature ejaculation since there are fewer chances of losing an erection. Although it limits the movement of both partners, it gives leeway for more snogging. You can caress your woman and the constant contact with your body will soothe her while you whisper sweet nothings into her ear.

LONELY HEART

Only you made me feel special
your kind words and good sense of humor always turn me on
who can ever be like you again in my life
you are one in a gazillion people
you always say to me "am the best you'll ever had"
though i can't totally agree with that, but out of all, u still stand out as d best
i miss you now that we are apart
i find it hard to get you outta my mind
i day drim, night drim. eclipse drim about yhu
itz like my whole world revolves around yhu
and it dint feel like dis wen we wia 2geda
wat i feel now is so different
writing on the pages of books wont bring u baq to me
telling it wont do too
i know u aint comin baq, cos i hurt u so
all my life av always bin d doin d break up
and av d guys running baq to me
i broke up with you too, buh y does it feel like as if u d 1 who left me
and it hurt me to c u go
even tho i let go, i dint expect u to walk away too
pleas come baq to me, no apologies jux come baq
cos i miss you.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING

#sobs#
wat 2 do???!!!>>>!!!!???!!!?!?!?!?!?!
urrggggggh
thinking......beating my heading
typing watz on my mind.
arrrrrghhhhh
wat 2 do wat 2 do
dammmmmmmmmmn


ok since i dont have readers, am jux gonna make dis my little diary.
Ooops av gotta take caution tho,mayb i shd make my sef anonymous or mayb not, i love my picture.
am so damn beautiful.

ok baq to d matter, dairy ryt?yea.
and pls, i love abbreviation
buh no worries amma release my dick soon..*covers mouth, bulge eyes* i mean amma post the dictionary soon.
so were wia we?
dairy? yes.
soooo wat apund today??
so am suppose to be at the university chapel right now for "moment with the chaplain" buh ehn, all dis chapel service don taya me.
not like as if am not spiritual buh seriously school services is jux too much.urgh!

and i know u if u wia smart enof u wuld av decipher that i am a BLABBER mouth.
buh wat-effa
ciao.